"How should a girl prevent boys from getting infatuated with her? Regularly use a detergent, and when that fails, apply the antidote."

"To punish people for possessing some sort of published work — whether 'child pornography' or 'terrorist information' or anything else — is simply wrong. And it regularly hurts the innocent."

"I don't have a problem with someone using their talents to become successful, I just don't think the highest calling is success. Things like freedom and the expansion of knowledge are beyond success, …"

"If battered shrimps are your interest, we should have some here soon."

"I don't own a car. I don't own a television. I don't own a microwave oven."