"I've often thought that if God does exist, He's probably a writer."

"I'm simply interested in what's going to happen next. I don't think I can control it, and I don't think anybody else can either."

"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you any different."

"The universe is a big place, and we're all just tiny specks in it. So what's the point of worrying about anything?"

"To be alive is to be a work of art."