"I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment'."

"The biggest price you pay for love is that you have to have somebody around, you can't be on your own, which is always so much better."

"I think it's very important to have a good haircut."

"Bad taste makes the day go by faster."

"I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning."