"I was a salesman, and I always will be."

"He was regarded as a strange duck, because whenever we had time off and went out on the town to chase girls, he stayed in camp drawing pictures. His name was Walt Disney."

"The two most important requirements for major success are: first, being in the right place at the right time, and second, doing something about it."

"No stable in the world could stink worse than a rich vein of fermenting potato peelings."

"If any of my competitors were drowning, I’d stick a hose in their mouth."