"Hey, you wanna hear my philosophy of life? Do it to him before he does it to you."

"If you're successful, acting is about as soft a job as anybody could ever wish for. But if you're unsuccessful it's worse than having a skin disease."

"If there is someone who is convinced that Jack Nicholson and I are lovers, may they continue to do so. I find it amusing."

"The Jews control Hollywood and use it to promote their own agenda."

"The more sensitive you are, the more you are subject to suffering."