"I don't know how I'm going to do it, but I'm going to make people laugh."

"I think the world is a crazy place, and I'm just trying to make sense of it."

"I started doing stand-up in San Francisco. I'd go to open mic nights, and I'd just be a total mess. I'd be so nervous, I'd shake."

"I'm a big fan of being grateful for what you have. I think it's important."

"I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain."