I love my wife, but sometimes I want to take a picture of her and send it to the police with a caption: 'Have you seen this woman? She's driving me crazy!'
Comedian, actor
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"The only thing I ever learned in school was that if you want to be popular, you have to be funny."
Humorous"You know, you're only as good as your last joke."
Controversial"Sometimes you can have a great time and still lose."
Controversial"I started doing stand-up in San Francisco. I'd go to open mic nights, and I'd just be a total mess. I'd be so nervous, I'd shake."
Strange & Unusual"I don't do drugs anymore. I'm afraid I'd like them too much."
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