"What's wrong with having a little fun? You can't take it with you."

"I just want to make people happy. That's my job."

"I drink too much. Way too much. I gave a urine sample and there was an olive in it."

"You know, men are from Mars, women are from Venus. I'm from an entirely different solar system where we just communicate by throwing cheese at each other."

"It's just literally being afraid. And you think, oh, [the alcohol] will ease the fear. And it doesn't."