"You know, men are from Mars, women are from Venus. I'm from an entirely different solar system where we just communicate by throwing cheese at each other."

"You got to be crazy to be in this business."

"You're only given a little spark of madness. If you lose that, you're nothing."

"I think the only way to deal with depression is to make fun of it."

"Politics: 'Poly' a Latin word meaning 'many'; and 'tics' meaning 'blood-sucking creatures'."