"Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man... living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten special things that h…"

"I'm a modern man. I'm a modern man. A man for the millennium. Digital and smoke-free. A diversified multi-cultural post-modern man. I'm a man for all seasons, and I'm a man for all reasons. And I'm a …"

"The older I get, the more I realize that the only thing that matters is how you treat people. And most people treat people like shit."

"I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' optimistic."

"The government is not your friend. The government is not your enemy. The government is your government."