The government is not your friend. The government is not your enemy. The government is your government.
Comedian, social critic
The government is not your friend. The government is not your enemy. The government is your government.
Comedian, social critic
Stand-up special, 'Life Is Worth Losing'
2006
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"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
Strange & Unusual"The very first thing I noticed when I was a little kid was that the grown-ups were full of shit. And they're still full of shit. And they still think they're not."
Humorous"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."
Strange & Unusual"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?"
Humorous"I'm not a leader. I'm just a guy who has a lot of followers."
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