My father used to beat me with a hose. And he'd say, 'This is for your own good!' I said, 'No, it's not! It's for your pleasure!'
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"I went to jail for a while. They said I resisted arrest. I didn't resist, I just didn't want to go."
Humorous"I'm not a saint. I'm just a sinner who repents every now and then."
Controversial"When you're getting your ass kicked, you don't stop and say, 'Hold on, I think you're violating my constitutional rights.'"
Controversial"I'm not a philosopher. I'm just a guy who thinks a lot."
Controversial"I don't mind women leavin' me...but they tell you why. Fuck that, just leave...'cause there ain't shit you can say when they're talkin' to you."
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