"The bottom line is I don't believe in a bloke called God in a white suit who sits on a fluffy cloud any more than I believe in a bloke called the Devil with a three-pronged fork and a couple of horns.…"

"I've got a lot of regrets. But I wouldn't change anything, because it made me who I am."

"I'm not a very good swimmer. I sink like a stone."

"The most unbelievable thing about my behaviour is that I was convinced it was entirely f**king normal."

"My brain is like a sieve. I can't remember anything."