"I can almost promise you some of you will be urinated on. If that happens, we have T-shirts in the gift shop that says, 'I got peed on by a tiger.'"

"I'm a little bit country, a little bit rock and roll."

"I'm a pragmatist, and I'm going to do what needs to be done."

"I'm Joe Exotic. I'm the Tiger King. I'm gay. I'm a redneck. I'm a gun-toting cowboy."

"The only time I've ever smoked weed was right after Travis died."