"I'm Joe Exotic. I'm the Tiger King. I'm gay. I'm a redneck. I'm a gun-toting cowboy."

"I deserve a second chance."

"I'm an innovator, and I'm going to revolutionize the world."

"I'm going to fight for my freedom."

"We Say No to Drugs, Because Drugs Make Your Teeth Fall Out and You Get Really Ugly and Don't Have Any Friends."