"I'm a good guy, I swear to God."

"I'm a little bit country, a little bit rock and roll."

"I'd Like To Introduce My Wife, But My Husband's At Home Feeding My Brand-New Baby Kangaroo."

"I don't want to be judgmental, but I'm not some slut. That's just me."

"I will forever be the Tiger King. I don't belong here. and I hope that the world will help me get out."