"I will not administer CPR unless you're a hot female."

"I haven't caught depression, I don't have a disease—I'm just upset with my situation."

"My job was to meet a girl, go on a few dates, sleep with her, test if she's quality, get her to fall in love with me to where she'd do anything I say and then get her on webcam so we could become rich…"

"If all your children come from one woman, you are not a conqueror."

"As a man, you can not afford the luxury to sit there and say “I'm sad and depressed today.” Because you will lose against the men who do not do that, the men's world is very competitive, and women onl…"