"If you're a woman and you're not making your man happy, you're failing."

"I don't believe in modern relationships. I believe in ownership and control."

"I have an army of simps."

"If the punishment for a 'crime' is a fine. Then it's an activity which is legal for a price."

"If you're a woman and you're not married by 30, you've failed. You've failed at your primary purpose in life."