"Female best friends argue over a hairbrush. Men go to war together, we die together, and we never ever complain about each other."

"I'm a legend in the making."

"It's bang out the machete, boom in her face and grip her by the neck. Shut up bitch, she's shaking on the floor, panties are all wet, and you go fuck her. That's how it goes. Slap, slap, grab, choke, …"

"I don't care about women's feelings. I care about results."

"Thrown inside a cell without light. Cockroaches, lice, and bed bugs are my only friends at night."