"The 'gravity' that keeps us on the ground is just the Earth accelerating upwards at 9.8 m/s²."

"There's no such thing as outer space. It's all just a big dome above us."

"The Coriolis effect is a myth, designed to explain away inconsistencies in the ball model."

"The sun's light is not illuminating the entire Earth at once; it's a localized spotlight."

"All the evidence for a spinning globe is circumstantial or easily debunked."