"Anybody who wants to get into politics should be required to have a psychiatric examination."

"I believe that if you want to get something done, you have to do it yourself."

"Modern Americans are so exposed to the commercial that they think they are being patriotic when they buy everything in sight."

"There are only two things in life that are important: good health and a good woman. And you can't have both."

"I don't like the word 'genius.' It's too masculine."