"Music is the best. I'm going to be a musician. I'm going to be a composer. I'm going to be a genius."

"The only way to deal with life is to laugh at it."

"The only thing that really matters is the music. All the other shit is just window dressing."

"Most people wouldn't know good music if it came up and bit 'em on the ass."

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."