"A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle."

"I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."

"It is a grand mistake to think of being great without ever being good."

"Save a moment each day by leaving your trousers on while you relieve your bladder."

"I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first."