"He who comes to know me through my thought, and through my word and deed, he shall become a sharer in the good reward."

"Aša Vahišta (Best Righteousness) is the best of all things, and happiness is to him who is righteous for the sake of Righteousness."

"The Lie-demon shall be bound, and the Good Mind shall be unbound."

"One day, all of creation will rejoice. And on that day, I hope someone finally figures out how to properly season lamb."

"May your spirit be strong and your coffee be stronger."