"The only thing I ever learned in school was that if you want to be popular, you have to be funny."

"If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem."

"I think the greatest gift you can give someone is laughter."

"I'm a big fan of being grateful for what you have. I think it's important."

"If you're not going to be a good example, then you'll just have to be a terrible warning."