"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood. Especially if it's me!"

"I don't believe in luck. I believe in preparation. I believe in seizing opportunities. I believe in making your own luck."

"Feminists say that men are a bunch of pigs. Well, I don't know about that, but I do know that pigs are pretty smart animals. So, maybe that's a compliment?"

"I love people. I just can't stand their company."

"The owners of this country know the truth: it's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it."