"I don't believe in luck. I believe in preparation. I believe in seizing opportunities. I believe in making your own luck."

"I’m a modern man, digital and smoke-free; a man for the millennium. A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect."

"The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out."

"I'm not a fan of political correctness. I think it's a way of shutting people up."

"I'm not a fan of modern anything. I think it's all just a bunch of people who are trying to be new, but they're just repeating the same old mistakes."