"It's true that hard work never killed anyone, but I figure, why take the chance?"

"Some years ago, the novelist, Ken Follett, wrote a book, 'The Man From St. Petersburg.' In it, he describes a Russian agent who was sent to London to assassinate Winston Churchill. Now, I thought that…"

"I’ve noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born."

"I've often wondered how we'd stand up to an alien invasion. And then I've thought that if there was an alien threat, that would unite us all."

"The Soviet Union would remain a one-party nation even if an opposition party were permitted, because everyone would join the opposition party."