"I've always believed in treating people the way you want to be treated, unless they're a son of a bitch."

"I have found that the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it."

"Give 'em hell, Harry!"

"It's a wonder that the Lord doesn't just wipe us all out."

"I don't believe in the doctrine of original sin. I think people are born good."