"The missiles keep getting fatter, the people thinner."

"Our people have placed trust, as high as the sky and as deep as the sea, in me, but I have failed to always live up to it satisfactorily. I am really sorry for that."

"Although I am entrusted with the important responsibility to lead this country upholding the cause of the great comrades Kim Il-sung and Kim Jong-il thanks to the trust of all the people, my efforts a…"

"I don't sleep. I just blink really slowly for eight hours."

"I don't urinate or defecate. I'm too pure for that."