"I'm a survivor. I've been through hell and back, and I'm still here."

"You learn who your friends are when the shit hits the fan."

"I bit the head off a bat, and people think I'm fucking nuts. But I've done worse things when I was drunk."

"I was a fucking crap burglar. I kept going back and doing the same job, over and over."

"I'm not a fucking animal! I'm a rock star!"