Mark Twain — "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
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"Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principle one was that they escaped teething."
"I am a democrat only on principle, not by instinct, nobody is that. Doubtless some people say they are, but this world is grievously given to lying."
"What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it."
"What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself."
"The human race is a race of cowards."
American humorist and inventor of the American vernacular novel; author of Huckleberry Finn (1884) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Closely associated with William Dean Howells (his close friend, editor, and 'Dean of American Letters') and Bret Harte (early collaborator on Western frontier humor). For an intellectual contrast, see Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science movement — Twain's Christian Science (1907) is a 200-page sustained polemic against Eddy's claims of supernatural healing — the longest sustained attack of his career.
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