As a man, I’ve always been interested in the truth. As a journalist, I’ve always been interested in the facts. And as a human being, I’ve always been interested in the humor.
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"I don't think I'm a good example for kids. I think I'm a good example for people who are already screwed up."
"Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and drive like a bastard to the Mexican border."
"I am a professional, and I will be paid."
"If you're going to be a journalist, you have to be prepared to get your hands dirty."
"The whiskey is good, the marijuana is good, and the company is good. What more could a man ask for?"
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