Before I got the second cat, I was kind of canvassing everyone I knew, saying, 'Is cats, cat lady?' Two cats is cats, and there's more than one. And they're like, 'No, three cats is a cat lady, two cats is a party.'
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"I'm not going to let anyone define my happiness. I'm going to find my own happiness."
"If you're horrible to me, I'm going to write a song about it, and you won't like it. That's how I operate."
"I have this really high-pitched voice that I've never been able to change."
"They can say whatever they want about my personal life because I know what my personal life is, and it involves a lot of TV and cats and girlfriends."
"There's a camera, like, a half-mile away, and you don't know where it is, and you have no idea when the camera is putting you in the broadcast, so I don't know if I'm being shown 17 times or once…. I …"
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