Robin Williams — "Being a child is a lot like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except…"
Being a child is a lot like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
Being a child is a lot like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
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"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
"You're not perfect, sport. And let me save you the suspense, neither is this girl. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other."
"I love my wife, but sometimes I want to take a picture of her and send it to the police with a caption: 'Have you seen this woman? She's driving me crazy!'"
"You know, you're only as good as your last joke."
"The only way to deal with life is to laugh at it."
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