Andy Warhol — "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery. People are worki…"

"I don't think I'm very interesting."

"The greatest thing about our country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest. You can be watching TV and see Coca-Cola, and you…"

"Everything is more glamorous when you do it in bed, anyway. Even peeling potatoes."

"I told Jack I loved Body Heat. Because he's out here in the sticks and so he doesn't see anything. I said it was a real hot movie. He kept asking about the girl, Kathleen Turner, and I said that she'd…"

"I never fall apart, because I never fall together."