Mark Twain — "Do your duty today and repent tomorrow."
Do your duty today and repent tomorrow.
Do your duty today and repent tomorrow.
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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness; though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."
"As to the Adjective: When in doubt, strike it out."
"Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be."
"I have a perfectly trained conscience, and it is a great comfort to me. It never bothers me in any way."
American humorist and inventor of the American vernacular novel; author of Huckleberry Finn (1884) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Closely associated with William Dean Howells (his close friend, editor, and 'Dean of American Letters') and Bret Harte (early collaborator on Western frontier humor). For an intellectual contrast, see Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science movement — Twain's Christian Science (1907) is a 200-page sustained polemic against Eddy's claims of supernatural healing — the longest sustained attack of his career.
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