Frank Zappa — "Don't just do something, sit there!"

"The only difference between a good artist and a bad artist is that a good artist knows when to stop."

"You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with tuberculosis."

"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion."

"If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mother, your father, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it."

"Music is the best."