For that first week you lie to yourself, and tell yourself you can stop, and then your body kicks back and says, no, stop later. And then it took about three years, and finally you do stop.
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"Carpe Diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary."
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
"I believe in the power of laughter. I believe in the power of love. I believe in the power of kindness."
"If you're not going to be a good example, then you'll just have to be a terrible warning."
"I went to rehab in wine country to keep my options open."
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