However, I still yearn and love to sing love songs to young, beautiful girls. My private parts may not function too well, but my heart for love and romance is on fire.
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"abortion which is the murder of a life."
"I was born with a nose for show business."
"I'm a romantic at heart. I believe in true love."
"I am a walking, talking, singing, ukulele-playing anachronism."
"I'm just a simple fellow who loves to sing and make people smile."
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