Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart — "I am a simple man, and I love simple things."

"I have been so busy that I have not had time to be ill."

"A goodly number of high nobility was present: the Duchess Kickass, the Countess Pisshappy, also the Princess Smellshit with her two daughters, who are married to the two Princes of Mustbelly von Pigta…"

"If Germany, my beloved fatherland, of whom you know I am proud, will not accept me, then must I, in the name of God, again make France or England richer by one capable German; — and to the shame of th…"

"My son, to find one man in a 1000 who is your true friend for reasons other than self-interest is one of the greatest wonders of this world."

"I am a man of the world, and I know how to behave."