I get no respect. I went to a costume party dressed as a ship's captain and someone asked if I was the love child of Captain Kangaroo and Mr. Rogers.
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"If you are ever in trouble, don't scream, don't cry, just hit them in the head with a frying pan."
"It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't."
"I think if you're going to be a comedian, you have to be fearless."
"I'm not a method actor. I'm a 'what do I do now?' actor."
"The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter."
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