Taylor Swift — "I have a lot of cats. I have three cats."

"I'm sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, 'cause she's dead."

"I'm a big believer in living life to the fullest. And making every moment count."

"For a female to write about her feelings, and then be portrayed as some clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend in need of making you marry her and have kids with her, I think that's taking something tha…"

"I don’t care if you like me. I care if you listen to my music."

"I plot, I scheme, I plan and then, and then I get to tell you about it. So I think rather than me like speaking about it, um, I thought I would just show you."