Mark Twain — "I have been in situations where I could not tell the truth without doing harm, a…"
I have been in situations where I could not tell the truth without doing harm, and I have therefore told lies.
I have been in situations where I could not tell the truth without doing harm, and I have therefore told lies.
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"The human race is a joke. We are the only beings on this planet that have developed a sense of humor, and yet we are the only ones who take ourselves seriously."
"I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name."
"I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position."
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
"A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes."
American humorist and inventor of the American vernacular novel; author of Huckleberry Finn (1884) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Closely associated with William Dean Howells (his close friend, editor, and 'Dean of American Letters') and Bret Harte (early collaborator on Western frontier humor). For an intellectual contrast, see Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science movement — Twain's Christian Science (1907) is a 200-page sustained polemic against Eddy's claims of supernatural healing — the longest sustained attack of his career.
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