Stephen King — "If you liked being a teenager, there's something really wrong with you."

"If you don't have time to read, you don't have the time (or the tools) to write. Simple as that."

"I attract weirdness, you know, I'm like a weirdness magnet. And I was so weirded out by that point after all these, you know, rubber chicken dinners and everything else that I wasn't even surprised. H…"

"Optimism is a perfectly legitimate response to a problem."

"I don't believe in writer's block. I think it's a made-up malady. I think it's a way for people to feel bad about themselves."

"I’m not a bleeding-heart liberal. I’m a pragmatic liberal."