Flavor Flav — "I'm a professional, baby!"

"I'm not doing no more 'Flavor of Loves.' I'm trying to grow. I don't want to stay on the same page. You can't stay on the same page in order to get to the next chap."

"I'm a very intelligent person."

"I'm no bigger than a ketchup bottle."

"Well let me tell you something, I can't be nobody but myself. Ya know what I'm saying? The thing that makes the world love Flav is Flav being himself. So honestly man, to tell you the truth: it was no…"

"Doing scripted acting is a challenge to me. I can't remember things too good, so remembering lines is a challenge to your boy."