Nicolas Cage — "I'm a spectacular paradox."
I'm a spectacular paradox.
I'm a spectacular paradox.
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"I once bought a pyramid tomb for myself because I wanted to be buried like a pharaoh."
"I have a shrunken head collection. It's my hobby."
"I'm a philosopher."
"I have a pet crow. It's not trained. It attacks me. It pecks at my head. It's like living with a miniature dinosaur."
"I'm not a demon. I'm a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion."
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