Tiny Tim — "I'm a very real person. I'm not fake."
I'm a very real person. I'm not fake.
I'm a very real person. I'm not fake.
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"I have been singing 'Tiptoe Through the Tulips' for so long, I practically have a PhD in tulips."
"I'm a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. I bring light and warmth to the world."
"Behind the ukulele and the high-pitched voice was a man who bathed five times a day, then stopped washing his hair and called his dandruff 'holy dust.'"
"Sex in heaven? ... with a 15-year-old girl if her parents said it was okay."
"I'm a very faithful person. I believe in God and I believe in love."
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