Richard Pryor — "I'm not a guru. I'm just a guy who has a lot of opinions."

"There's A Thin Line Between To Laugh With And To Laugh At."

"I don't think there's any difference between black people and white people. We're all just people. We all bleed the same. We all cry the same. We all laugh the same."

"I'm not afraid to talk about anything. Because if you don't talk about it, it's just gonna fester."

"Women can’t joke about sex. They can joke about love, but if they joke about sex, they’re whores."

"When you're getting your ass kicked, you don't stop and say, 'Hold on, I think you're violating my constitutional rights.'"