Andy Warhol — "I'm not a real teacher. I'm a commercial teacher."

"I'm not a real scientist. I'm a commercial scientist."

"I'm not a real hallucination. I'm a commercial hallucination."

"I don't see anything wrong with being alone, it feels great to me. People make a big thing about personal love. It doesn't have to be such a big thing. The same for living - people make a big thing ab…"

"I really don't have anything to say. I'm just here to look good."

"But being famous isn't all that important. If I weren't famous, I wouldn't have been shot for being Andy Warhol. Maybe I would have been shot for being in the army, or maybe I would be a fat school te…"